Whoo! Hoo!


When it comes to driving there’s nothing better than cruising down I 20 with my stereo at full blast with three fembots on my tail as I head for work in the morning.

Yesterday I pulled out my FM transmitter and plugged in my cellphone, turned the base off and the treble all the way up. Then listened to ABBA’s Gold Greatest Hits album.

I would have taken Fem Swatter (my car) all the way up to warp ten (100mph) but I didn’t want to blow the engine nor can I afford the speeding fines. So I had to settle for 75 mph a measly 5 mph over the speed limit.

This morning I might just listen to Stars Wars The Empire Strikes Back on the way to work.