I Am a Dog Hear Me Bark

I am a dog man’s best friend
hear me bark
so much the louder
then the feminists can roar

I am a dog watch my tail wag
excitedly back and forth
each and every time
a well-stacked girl walks by

I am a dog yes its true
always willing to share my house
with my ever present master
whenever his wife kicks him out the door

I am a dog and always shall be
a running do I cheerfully come
when called to play a game of fetch 
if only to catch a stick between my teeth

I am a dog hear me bark all night long
singing the praises of my master
bragging to all the other dogs nearby
keeping the neighbors up all night

Yep I am a dog about it not a thing I can do
so accept the fact I’m man’s best friend
hear me bark, bark and bark so much the louder
then the self absorbed feminists can roar

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