Three Things

There are three things that I’ll gladly let you have
my wife if you really want her I’ll let you take from me
my car for I can always walk upon my feet
if it will save your life my blood or an organ I’ll gladly give

But!

Should you ever try to take away my pen or pencil
misplace or destroy any of my notebooks
or God forbid lay a finger upon my electronic lover
the computer that sits upon my desk

Then my friend you surly take your life within your hands
for with my fist I will wipe away the smile right off your face
rip out your heart with my bear hands from your chest
all within the twinkling of an eye

Just because you dared to touch my computer!

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