Why should I want to get inside you?
Having watched my dad wither away and die from an STD (hepatitis C) infection given to him by one of my stepmothers.
Seems to me a dab of KY Lubricant and my right hand are a much safer option.
Besides the fact it won’t get pregnant, have an abortion or force me to pay support for a child that isn’t mine.
Nor is it in the habit of slapping my face if I should get a little fresh from time to time.