The Pledge of Allegiance Rewritten

I

The conservative Pledge of Allegiance

I pledge allegiance
to corporate America
and to the greed
upon which they stand
the political corruption
their profits engender
one nation under
corporate fascism
with tax cuts for the rich
and
disdain for the less affluent

II

The Liberal Socialist Pledge of Allegiance

I pledge allegiance
to liberal socialism
and the class envy that leads
to the redistribution of another’s wealth
one nation under communism
with confiscatory tax hikes for the rich
and
entitlements for the poor and lazy

III

The Feminist Pledge of Allegiance

I pledge allegiance
to the goddess of feminism
and to the hatred of men
along with the destruction
of the two parent family
composed of one man and one woman
for which she stands
one nation under sexual inequality
with death to the unborn
and
the disenfranchisement of males

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