I like to play with words with double meanings and write satire from time to time. Every time I ask a male coworker if he ever smacks his wife they always reply, “No I don’t hit my wife.” With a look of horror on their face.
Of course that’s when I ask, “You never kiss your wife? With a straight face.
My own wife expects me to smack her at least three times a day:
– When I leave for work
– Arrive back home
– And before going to bed
Of course I always beat her up in the morning because I get up out of bed to get ready for work before she does.
Whenever someone tells me they’re doing pretty good in reply to asking how they are doing. I ask if they believe in the Bible and of course they answer in the affirmative. That’s when I inform them that, “Girls are pretty and the Good Book says that no man is good.”
It’s always good for a laugh or two. 🙂