There’s an old saying that goes like this: “You can’t teach an old dog new tricks.”
Personally this old dog likes to keep an open mind and to learn a new trick or two from time to time. That is after all how I stay ahead of the pack of narrow minded ordinary individuals whose minds are closed as tight as a virgin wearing a chastity belt.
Saturday as my son was getting ready to go outside to see about getting my car unstuck; from where I slid off our snow covered driveway when I arrived home during the snowstorm Friday afternoon. I noticed that he hadn’t bothered to take off his deadpool sleep pants he wears around the house as he pulled on his jeans. When I asked him why he told me they would keep him warmer while he was outside.
Even I hadn’t thought of doing that. So Sunday after having my car towed back onto our driveway my wife and I drove to wally world where I purchased enough sleep pants to wear under my pants at work.