The Difference is…

The Difference in an unhappy wife and a happy wife is:

An unhappy wife wears sunglasses and tells her girlfriends that her husband beat her because his dinner was late. 

A happy wife has a big smile on her face when she tells her girlfriends that dinner was still in the oven when her husband arrived home and smacked* her all over. 

😈

*Kissed

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